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Why did God create a man before …

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Why did God create a man before a women?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

This entry was posted in Men jokes on October 18, 2009 by lennart.

Why did God create men first? Be…

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Why did God create men first?

Because we learn from mistakes.

This entry was posted in Men jokes on October 18, 2009 by lennart.

Why did God create women? To car…

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Why did God create women?

To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.

This entry was posted in Dirty jokes on October 18, 2009 by lennart.

Why did God invent economists?So…

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Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

This entry was posted in Accountant jokes on October 18, 2009 by lennart.

Why did God invent shopping cart…

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Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

This entry was posted in Women jokes on October 18, 2009 by lennart.

Why did he cross back?So he coul…

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Why did he cross back?

So he could charge the client for travel expenses.

This entry was posted in Accountant jokes on October 18, 2009 by lennart.

Why did Henry VIII have so many …

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Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?

He liked to chop and change !

This entry was posted in History jokes on October 18, 2009 by lennart.

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayon…

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Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

This entry was posted in History jokes on October 18, 2009 by lennart.

Why did King Kong join the army?…

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Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

This entry was posted in King Kong jokes on October 18, 2009 by lennart.

Why did King Kong paint the bott…

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Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown?

So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.

This entry was posted in King Kong jokes on October 18, 2009 by lennart.

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