Why did God create a man before a women?
You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.
Why did God create a man before a women?
You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.
Why did God create men first?
Because we learn from mistakes.
Why did God create women?
To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.
Why did God invent economists?
So accountants could have someone to laugh at.
Why did God invent shopping carts?
To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.
Why did he cross back?
So he could charge the client for travel expenses.
Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?
He liked to chop and change !
Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?
He wanted Mark Antony !
Why did King Kong join the army?
To learn about gorilla warfare.
Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown?
So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.