Why did the gray whale go on a diet?
Because he wasn’t a Fin whale!
Why did the gray whale go on a d…
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Why did the gum cross the road?B…
Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it was under the elephants foot.
Why did the hippie put his money…
Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?
He liked cold cash.
Why did the horse go behind the …
Why did the horse go behind the tree?
To change his jockeys.
Why did the horse miss the joust…
Why did the horse miss the joust?
He had the knight off!
Why did the horse stir his cerea…
Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?
Because he wanted to feel his oats!
Why did the horseman put a saddl…
Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?
It was a crusty steed!
Why did the idiot drive his pick…
Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?
He wanted to try out his new air brakes.
Why did the idiot have his sundi…
Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?
So he could tell the time at night !
Why did the idiot plant nickels …
Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.