Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?
He wanted to check his e-mail.
Why did the internit paint his c…
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Why did the Irishman buy two tic…
Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?
One to get in and one to get out.
Why did the janitor take early r…
Why did the janitor take early retirement?
Because he realized that grime doesn’t pay.
Why did the jellyfish’s wife lea…
Why did the jellyfish’s wife leave him?
He stung her into action.
Why did the kangaroo love the li…
Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?
Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!
Why did the kid punch the bed?Hi…
Why did the kid punch the bed?
His mother told him to hit the hay.
Why did the kid put his clock in…
Why did the kid put his clock in the oven.He wanted to have a hot time.
Why did the knight run about sho…
Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?
He had a bee in his suit of armour !
Why did the lady go out doors wi…
Why did the lady go out doors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
Why did the little kid dance on …
Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?
Because the top said, “Twist to open.”