Why did the little pig hide the soap?
He heard the farmer yell, “Hogwash!”
Why did the little pig hide the …
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Why did the little pig try to jo…
Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?
He loved to sing, “Oinkers Aweight”
Why did the little piglet fall i…
Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?
Because he was such a sloppy dresser.
Why did the lizard go on a diet …
Why did the lizard go on a diet ?
It weighed too much for its scales !
Why did the man call his horse F…
Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?
Because he was often scratched!
Why did the man lose his job in …
Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?
He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
Why did the man put a clock unde…
Why did the man put a clock under his desk?
He wanted to work overtime.
Why did the man put his car in t…
Why did the man put his car in the oven?
Because he wanted a hot rod.
Why did the man take a pencil to…
Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?
To draw the curtains !
Why did the man throw away all t…
Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?
Because they were a nuisance (new cents).