Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn’t have to buy a winter coat.

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.