Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?
Because he was a car-case.
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Why did the monster take his nos…
Why did the monster take his nose apart?
To see what made it run.
Why did the moron give the sleep…
Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay!
Why did the mosquito go to the d…
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?
To improve his bite !
Why did the moth nibble a hole i…
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?
He wanted to see the floor show !
Why did the mouse eat a candle ?…
Why did the mouse eat a candle ?
For some light refreshment!
Why did the mummy stop using the…
Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?
He was getting far too wrapped up in it.
Why did the music student have a…
Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?
Because he was practicing Handel’s Water Music.
Why did the nurse always insist …
Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?
Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient’s best side.
Why did the nutty kid throw a gl…
Why did the nutty kid throw a glass of water out of the window?
He wanted to see a waterfall.