Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

Why did the piglets do badly in school?

They were all slow loiners.

Why did the piglets get in trouble in their biology class?

They ate all the specimens.

Why did the piglets get in trouble in their stained glass class?

They stained it with mud.

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick’s Day.