Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?
Because they didn’t want to wait 40 years for a train !
Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?
Because they didn’t want to wait 40 years for a train !
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ?
He was trying to make both ends meet !
Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?
He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!
Why did the python do national service ?
He was coiled up !
Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ?
Because they kept droning on and on !
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!
Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
Why did the rabbits go on strike?
They wanted a better celery!
Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ?
Because he didn’t want to be recognised !