Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could make a clean getaway.
Why did the robber take a bath?S…
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Why did the Romans build straigh…
Why did the Romans build straight roads ?
So their soldiers didn’t go around the bend !
Why did the rooster run away ?He…
Why did the rooster run away ?
He was chicken !
Why did the school bully kick th…
Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer?
Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system.
Why did the Scottish cannibal li…
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation?
He said ”So that I can feed my lads with m’lasses!
Why did the Scottish cannibal li…
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation?
He said, “So that I can feed my lads with m’lasses.”
Why did the skunk buy four boxes…
Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?
Because he had a stinking cold!
Why did the spider buy a car ?So…
Why did the spider buy a car ?
So he could take it out for a spin !
Why did the spotted pigs run awa…
Why did the spotted pigs run away?
They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.
Why did the stupid boy wear a tu…
Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle neck sweater?
To hide his flea collar.