Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix?
He was asking for directions.
Why did the stupid racing car dr…
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Why did the tadpole feel lonely …
Why did the tadpole feel lonely ?
Because he was newt to the area !
Why did the teacher decide to be…
Why did the teacher decide to become an electrician?
To get a bit of light relief.
Why did the teacher have her hai…
Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?
Because she had her nose in a hamburger.
Why did the teacher put the ligh…
Why did the teacher put the lights on?
Because the class was so dim!
Why did the teacher wear sunglas…
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because his class was so bright!
Why did the termite eat a sofa a…
Why did the termite eat a sofa and two chairs?
It had a suite tooth.
Why did the thoughtful father bu…
Why did the thoughtful father buy his six children a dachshund?
He wanted a dog they could all pet at once.
Why did the toad become a lighth…
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ?
He had his own frog horn !
Why did the toad become a lighth…
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
He had his own frog-horn.