Why did the tornado get arrested?
-For speeding, theft, vandalism, assault and murder
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Why did the turkey cross the roa…
Why did the turkey cross the road ?
To prove he wasn’t chicken
Why did the two boa constrictors…
Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?
Because they had a crush on each other !sna
Why did the two knives go to the…
Why did the two knives go to the dance together?
Because they both looked sharp!
Why did the University of Oklaho…
Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?
He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.
Why did the updraft get pulled o…
Why did the updraft get pulled over?
-It was speeding in a high shear zone
Why did the vampire attack the c…
Why did the vampire attack the clown?
He wanted the circus to be in his blood.
Why did the vampire baby stop ha…
Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?
He wanted something to get his teeth into.
Why did the vampire enjoy ballro…
Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?
He could really get into the vaultz.
Why did the vampire go crazy at …
Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?
He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.