Why did the vampire go to hospital?
He wanted his ghoulstones removed.
Why did the vampire go to hospit…
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Why did the vampire have pedestr…
Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?
They looked both ways before they crossed.
Why did the vampire sit on a pum…
Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?
It wanted to play squash.
Why did the vampire stand at the…
Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?
He was a ghoulsnif fer.
Why did the vampire take up acti…
Why did the vampire take up acting?
It was in his blood.
Why did the viper want to become…
Why did the viper want to become a python ?
He got the coiling !
Why did the viper want to become…
Why did the viper want to become a python?
He got the coiling.
Why did the viper, viper nose ? …
Why did the viper, viper nose ?
Because the adder, adder hankerchief !
Why did the weather want privacy…
Why did the weather want privacy?
-It was changing
Why did the whale cross the road…
Why did the whale cross the road ?
To get to the other tide !