Why did the whale like the diver?
Because he had flippers!
Why did the whale like the diver…
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Why did the witch go to the psyc…
Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?
Because she thought everybody loved her.
Why did the witch keep turning p…
Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?
She was having Disney spells.
Why did the witch lose her way? …
Why did the witch lose her way?
Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.
Why did the witch wear a green f…
Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?
So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.
Why did the wizard wear a yellow…
Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?
He was going as a banana.
Why did the woman take a load of…
Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?
To feed her nightmare.
Why did the women cross the road…
Why did the women cross the road?
Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?
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Why did the young witch have suc…
Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?
She had never learned to spell properly.
Why did they arrest the musician…
Why did they arrest the musician?
He got into treble.