Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock ?
Because she felt like killing time.
Why did your sister shoot the al…
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Why didn’t anyone take the schoo…
Why didn’t anyone take the school bus to school?
I wouldn’t fit through the door.
Why didn’t Cupid shoot his arrow…
Why didn’t Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer’s heart?
Because even Cupid can’t hit a target that small!
Why didn’t King Kong go to Hong …
Why didn’t King Kong go to Hong Kong?
He didn’t like Chinese food.
Why didn’t the astronauts stay o…
Why didn’t the astronauts stay on the moon?
Because it was a full moon and there was no room.
Why didn’t the Blonic Pig get a …
Why didn’t the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own?
He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.
Why didn’t the cannibal eat Mike…
Why didn’t the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
He thought he would give him a paunch!
Why didn’t the chicken skeleton …
Why didn’t the chicken skeleton cross the road ?
Because he didn’t have enough guts
Why didn’t the dentist ask his s…
Why didn’t the dentist ask his secretary out?
…He was already taking out a tooth
Why didn’t the dog play cards on…
Why didn’t the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?
Because the captain stood on the deck.