Why didn’t the dog speak to his foot ?
Because it’s not polite to talk back to your paw !
Why didn’t the dog speak to his foot ?
Because it’s not polite to talk back to your paw !
Why didn’t the dog speak to his foot ?
Because it’s not polite to talk back to your paw !
Why didn’t the dog want to play football ?
It was a boxer !
Why didn’t the dog want to play football?
It was a boxer!
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs ?
Because her husband spawned her affections !
Why didn’t the internit get any e-mail?
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
Why didn’t the monster use toothpaste?
Because he said his teeth weren’t loose.
Why didn’t the monster use toothpaste?
Because he said his teeth weren’t loose.
Why didn’t the piglets listen to the teacher pig?
Because he was an old boar.
Why didn’t the pigs eat the rotten eggs in their feed trough?
They were saving the best for last.