Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?
Cats can’t drive !
Why do you need a licence for a …
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Why do you never see zebras or a…
Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ?
Because it’s a ‘mane-lion’ station !
Why do you think your report sho…
Why do you think your report should be on the net?
Because my marks are all ‘E’s.
Why do you want to be buried at …
Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
Why does a barber never shave a …
Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?
Because he always uses a razor.
Why does a blonde keep empty bee…
Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?
They are for those who don’t drink!
Why does a bride smile when she …
Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle?
She knows she’s given her last blow job.
Why does a chicken coop have two…
Why does a chicken coop have two doors ?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
Why does a d dog scratch himself…
Why does a d dog scratch himself?
He is the only one that knows where it itches.
Why does a dentist seem moody?Be…
Why does a dentist seem moody?
Because he always looks down in the mouth.