Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?
To get in his nest.
Why does a dinosaur climb a tree…
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Why does a dinosaur have cracks …
Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?
To carry his library card.
Why does a flamingo lift up one …
Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !
Why does a man only get half-hou…
Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?
So his boss doesn’t have to retrain him.
Why does a mother carry her baby…
Why does a mother carry her baby?
The baby can’t carry the mother.
Why does a rooster watch TV ? Fo…
Why does a rooster watch TV ?
For hentertainment !
Why does a vampire clean his tee…
Why does a vampire clean his teeth three times a day?
To prevent bat breath.
Why does a witch wear a pointed …
Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?
To keep her head warm.
Why does an actor enjoy his work…
Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?
Because it’s all play.
Why does an elephant wear sneake…
Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?
So that he can sneak up on mice !