Why does an inspiring sight like a sunrise always have to take place at such an inconvenient time?
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Why does Bill Clinton wear under…
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
To keep his ankles warm.
Why does Dracula always travel w…
Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?
Because his life is at stake.
Why does Dracula have no friends…
Why does Dracula have no friends?
Because he’s a pain in the neck.
Why does Father Christmas go dow…
Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?
Because they soot him!
Why does Father Christmas like t…
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe
Why does frost not like to lay o…
Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?
-It burns too easily
Why does history keep repeating …
Why does history keep repeating itself ?
Because we weren’t listening the first time !
Why does mama aardvark call her …
Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?
Because he ate his ant for dinner!
Why does Santa Claus only have s…
Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?
Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.