Why do women have smaller feet than men?
– It allows them to stand closer to the sink.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
– It allows them to stand closer to the sink.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
– It allows them to stand closer to the sink.
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds?
Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?
Because they’re wrigleys !
Why do you forget a tooth, as soon as the dentist pulls it out?
Because it goes right out of your head.
Why do you go to bed?
Because the bed will not come to you.
Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
They only run a skeleton service.
Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?
I can’t help it, I’m hooked.
Why do you need a driver’s licence to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?
Why do you need a driver’s licence to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?