Why do vampires hate arguments?
Because they make themselves cross.
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Why do vampires hate arguments? …
Why do vampires hate arguments?
Because they make themselves cross.
Why do waiters like Gorillas bet…
Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?
Did you ever hear a customer complain ‘Waiter, there’s a Gorilla in my soup!’
Why do waiters prefer elephants …
Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?
Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup?
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Why do wallets make so much nois…
Why do wallets make so much noise?
Because money talks.
Why do we dress baby girls in pi…
Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?
Because they can’t dress themselves.
Why do we drive on parkways when…
Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?
Why do we paint Easter eggs?Beca…
Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it’s easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Why do we put candles on top of …
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why do witches have stiff joints…
Why do witches have stiff joints ?
They get broomatism !