Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing u…
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
Because dad can’t keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them.
Why is Christmas just like a day…
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Why is Congress like a cold?Beca…
Why is Congress like a cold?
Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no’s (nose).
Why is Dick Clark a favourite st…
Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses?
Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!
Why is Easter like whipped cream…
Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?
Because it’s always on a sundae!
Why is food better than men?Beca…
Why is food better than men?
Because you don’t have to wait an hour for seconds.
Why is Hollywood full of vampire…
Why is Hollywood full of vampires?
They need someone to play the bit parts.
Why is horse racing so romantic?…
Why is horse racing so romantic?
Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
Why is it best to be bitten quic…
Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?
Because an itch in time saves nine.