Why is a racehorse like a letter?
They both begin a trip at the post!
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Why is a reindeer like a gossip …
Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?
Because they are both tail bearers !
Why is a sinking ship like a per…
Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?
Because it needs bailing out.
Why is a sofa like a roast chick…
Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?
Because they’re both full of stuffing !
Why is a toothless dog like a tr…
Why is a toothless dog like a tree?
It has more bark than bite.
Why is air a lot like sex?Becaus…
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.
Why is an egg like a young horse…
Why is an egg like a young horse?
Because it can’t be used until it’s broken!
Why is an elephant braver than a…
Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?
Because the elephant isn’t chicken !
Why is an engaged girl like a te…
Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?
Because they both have rings.
Why is an old car like a baby pl…
Why is an old car like a baby playing?
Because it goes with a rattle.