Why is a dog like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
Why is a dog like a baseball pla…
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Why is a dog like a baseball pla…
Why is a dog like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
Why is a dog so warm in Summer?H…
Why is a dog so warm in Summer?
He wears a coat and pants.
Why is a dog with a lame leg lik…
Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?
He puts down the three and carries the one.
Why is a fish easy to weigh ? Be…
Why is a fish easy to weigh ?
Because it has its own scales !
Why is a frog luckier than a cat…
Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !
Why is a ghost like an empty hou…
Why is a ghost like an empty house?
Because there’s no body there!
Why is a Laundromat a really bad…
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
– Because a woman who can’t afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Why is a pig in a water trough l…
Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?
Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.
Why is a psychiatrist like a squ…
Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?
Because they are both surrounded by nuts.