Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon?
– Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
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Why is 4,840 square yards like a bad tooth ?
Because it is an acre.
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Why is a baby like an diamond?
Because it’s a dear little thing.
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Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?
Because if you don’t C sharp you’ll B flat.
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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?
Because she never marries the best man.
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Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has 4 rabbits’ feet.
Why is a burning candle like bei…
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?
Beacause a little water ends both of them !
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Why is a cat like a penny?
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
Why is a cat on a beach like Chr…
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?
Because they both have “Sandy claws” !
Why is a crazy marmalade cat lik…
Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ?
They are both ginger nuts !