Why is it called a “litter” of puppies ?
Because they mess up the whole house !
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Why is it called a Wonder Bra?Wh…
Why is it called a Wonder Bra?
When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.
Why is it dangerous for a lawyer…
Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?
Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.
Why is it dangerous to go into t…
Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?
That’s when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.
Why is it difficult to identify …
Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?
They’re always switching their tails!
Why is it easy for chicks to tal…
Why is it easy for chicks to talk ?
Because talk is cheep !
Why is it easy to break in to an…
Why is it easy to break in to an old man’s house?
Because his gait is broken, and his locks are few.
Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to…
Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?
They’re all paws.
Why is it not safe to doze on tr…
Why is it not safe to doze on trains?
Because they run over sleepers.
Why is it so cold at Christmas?I…
Why is it so cold at Christmas?
It’s in Decembrrrrr.