Why is it so wet in Great Britain?
Because of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) there.
Why is it so wet in Great Britai…
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Why is it that at class reunions…
Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
Why is it that at class reunions…
Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
Why is it that birds are quickly…
Why is it that birds are quickly sold when they come up on the transfer market?
They tend to go cheep!
Why is it that if you give a chi…
Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, “lawyer” is always the third thing they look up?
Because the first thing a child looks up is “dog.” The second is “snake.” And under snake, the encyclopedia says “See Lawyer.”
Why is it that New Jersey got al…
Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?
New Jersey had first choice.
Why is it that when you transpor…
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called 0 ˜Õen you transport something by ship it’s called cargo?
Why is it that when you’re drivi…
Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?
Why is it tough to compete again…
Why is it tough to compete against a vampire?
Because they’re always out for blood!
Why is King Kong big and hairy? …
Why is King Kong big and hairy?
So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.