Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
Why is the air so clean and heal…
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Why is the air so clean and heal…
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
Why is the cook worried about ca…
Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?
He knows a little ham goes a long way.
Why is the letter “t” so importa…
Why is the letter “t” so important to a stick insect?
Without it would be a sick insect.
Why is the letter N the most pow…
Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?
Because it is in the middle of TNT.
Why is the Liberty Bell like a d…
Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?
Because they’re both cracked!
Why is the monsters’ football pi…
Why is the monsters’ football pitch wet?
Because the players keep dribbling on it.
Why is the moon like a dollar?It…
Why is the moon like a dollar?
It has four quarters.
Why is the old, decrepit horse n…
Why is the old, decrepit horse named Flattery?
Because it gets you nowhere!
Why is the sky not happy on clea…
Why is the sky not happy on clear days?
It has the blues