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Why is the space between a woman…

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Why is the space between a woman’s breasts and her hips called a waist?

Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

This entry was posted in Dirty jokes on September 9, 2009 by lennart.

Why is the time in the USA behin…

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Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?

Because England was discovered before the USA !

This entry was posted in Time jokes on September 9, 2009 by lennart.

Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? …

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Why is Viagra like Disneyworld?

– You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride

This entry was posted in Dirty jokes on September 9, 2009 by lennart.

Why is your dad chasing those pi…

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Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We’re raising mashed potatoes.

This entry was posted in Pig jokes on September 9, 2009 by lennart.

Why is your face all scratched ?…

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Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers.How romantic.Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

This entry was posted in Face jokes on September 9, 2009 by lennart.

Why is your nose in the middle o…

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Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it is the scenter (centre).

This entry was posted in Face jokes on September 9, 2009 by lennart.

Why isn’t a dime worth as much t…

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Why isn’t a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

This entry was posted in Money jokes on September 9, 2009 by lennart.

Why isn’t phonetic spelled the w…

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Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

This entry was posted in Answer me this jokes on September 9, 2009 by lennart.

Why isn’t there a Superpig? It’s…

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Why isn’t there a Superpig?

It’s too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.

This entry was posted in Pig jokes on September 9, 2009 by lennart.

Why men like to fishing so much?…

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Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

This entry was posted in Fishing jokes on September 9, 2009 by lennart.

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