Why is the space between a woman’s breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.
Why is the space between a woman’s breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.
Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?
Because England was discovered before the USA !
Why is Viagra like Disneyworld?
– You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride
Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?
We’re raising mashed potatoes.
Why is your face all scratched ?
My girlfriend said it with flowers.How romantic.Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Because it is the scenter (centre).
Why isn’t a dime worth as much today as it used to be?
Because the dimes (times) have changed.
Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why isn’t there a Superpig?
It’s too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.
Why men like to fishing so much?
They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.