Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?
It’s dangerous to let him put the bite on you!
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Why should you be careful playin…
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
They might be cheetahs!
Why should you never invite a pi…
Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?
Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.
Why should you never watch a vid…
Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua?
It always plays with the “paws” button on the VCR.
Why should you use six hooks on …
Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line?
eFISHancy!
Why shouldn’t you believe a pers…
Why shouldn’t you believe a person in bed?
Because he is lying.
Why shouldn’t you carry two half…
Why shouldn’t you carry two half dollars in your pocket?
Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your money.
Why shouldn’t you tell secrets w…
Why shouldn’t you tell secrets when a clock is around?
Because time will tell.
Why type of lightning likes to p…
Why type of lightning likes to play sports?
-Ball lightning
Why was Cinderella able to surf …
Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?
Because he footman turned into a mouse.