Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing double.Please sit on the couch.Which one!

Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around.Don’t worry, it’s just a bug that’s going around!

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a mosquitoGo away, sucker!

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a frogWhat’s wrong with that I think I’m going to croak

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.But I’m not allowed up on the couch!

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a snake about to shed it’s skin.Why don’t you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then!

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a nit Will you get out of my hair!

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a nit Will you get out of my hair !

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a vampire.Necks please!

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a spiderWhat a web of lies!