Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a spiderWhat a web of lies!

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a snake about to shed it’s skinWhy don’t you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then !

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m GodWhen did this start ?

Well first I created the sun, then the earth

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of meOne at a time please

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m invisibleWho said that?

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m GodWhen did this start?

Well first I created the sun, then the earth…

Doctor, Doctor I’m having trouble with my breathing.I’ll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!

Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a bridgeWhat’s come over you?

Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.

Doctor, Doctor I’m boiling up!Just simmer down!

Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a bell?

Take these and if it doesn’t help give me a ring!