Doctor, Doctor I think I’m turning into a frogYour just playing too much croquet!

Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox!

Doctor, Doctor I think I’m suffering from Deja Vu!Didn’t I see you yesterday?

Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox !

Doctor, Doctor I think I’m an electric eelThat’s shocking!

Doctor, Doctor I think I’m an adder Great, can you help me with my accounts then please!

Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a yo-yo.Are you stringing me along!

Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a snailDon’t worry we’ll soon have you out of your shell!

Doctor, Doctor I’ve got bad teeth, foul breath and smelly feet.Sounds like you’ve got Foot and Mouth disease!

Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a rubber bandWhy don’t you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it!