Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a bridgeWhat’s come over you?

Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.

Doctor, Doctor I’m boiling up!Just simmer down!

Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a bell?

Take these and if it doesn’t help give me a ring!

Doctor, Doctor I’m becoming invisible.Yes I can see you’re not all there!

Doctor, Doctor I think I need glassesYou certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!

Doctor, Doctor I’m a burglar!Have you taken anything for it?

Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.Don’t worry it’s just a chain reaction!

Doctor, Doctor I’m a burglar !Have you taken anything for it ?

Doctor, Doctor I snore so loud I keep myself awakeSleep in another room then!

Doctor, Doctor I think I’m turning into a frogYour just playing too much croquet!