Doctor, Doctor I’m a burglar!Have you taken anything for it?

Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.Don’t worry it’s just a chain reaction!

Doctor, Doctor I’m a burglar !Have you taken anything for it ?

Doctor, Doctor I snore so loud I keep myself awakeSleep in another room then!

Doctor, Doctor my husband smells like fishPoor sole!

Doctor, doctor my baby’s swallowed a bullet Well don’t point him at anyone until I get there!

Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his fatherNever mind just so long as he’s healthy!

Doctor, Doctor I’ve lost my memory!When did this happen?

When did what happen?

Doctor, Doctor I’ve just swallowed a penWell sit down and write your name!

Doctor, Doctor You’ve got to help me – I just can’t stop my hands shakingDo you drink a lot?

Not really – I spill most of it!