Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn’t go around the bend !

Why does history keep repeating itself ?

Because we weren’t listening the first time !

Why were the early days of history called the dark ages ?

Because there were so many knights !

Woman: Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn’t think someone like you would give me a dollar.

You’ve failed history again !Well you always told me to let bygones be bygones !