Where was the Magna Carta signed ?

At the bottom !

Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ?

Must have been a duck family A duck family ?

Didn’t you say there was a quack in it !

Who invented King Arthur’s round table ?

Sir Circumference !

Who succeeded the first President of the USA ?

The second one !

Whose son was Edward, the Black Prince ?

Old King Coal !

Why did Arthur have a round table ?

So no one could corner him !

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?

He liked to chop and change !

Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving?

They wanted another excuse to watch football.

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn’t want to wait 40 years for a train !