What famous chiropodist ruled England ?

William the Corn-cutter!

What was Camelot ?

A place where people parked their camels !

What was King Arthur’s favourite game ?

Knights and crosses !

What was Camelot famous for ?

It’s knight life !

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?

Sat down !

What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans ?

Speaking Latin !

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

When did Caesar reign ?

I didn’t know he reigned.Of course he did, didn’t they hail him ?

When were King Arthur’s army too tired to fight ?

When they had lots of sleepless knights !

Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America ?

On their feet !