Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?

A. A power failure.

Q. What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Q. What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Q. Why can’t men get mad cow disease?

A. Because they’re all pigs.

Q. Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

Q. Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

Q. Why is the book “Women Who Love Too Much” a disappointment for many men?

A. No phone numbers.

Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

A. Because those men already have boyfriends.