Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Q: Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?

A: It changes their blood type.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to “instruction manuals”

Q: How does a man keep his youth?

A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

Q: How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. Real Men aren’t afraid of the dark.

Q: Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women?

A: Women working at 900 numbers.

Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?

1. No mind2. No business.

Q: What are the three types of men?

A: The handsome, the caring, and the majority.

Q: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly and poor woman?

A: Desperate!

Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?

A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.