Q: Why do men float better than women?

A: Because they are scum.

Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man’s mind wander?

A: It’s too little to be out alone.

Question: How many men does it take to mop the floor?

Answer: None, it’s a women’s job.

Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men?

ANSWER: They come in five flavors.

The difference between men and womenA man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells, “PIG!”The man immediately leans out his window and replies, “Stupid!”They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner he slams into a pig in the middle of the road.

There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.

There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving.They’d be wrong, but you could still use them.

There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men; one was a woman. They all decided that one person would have to let go because if they didn’t, the rope would break and all of them would die. No one could decide who it should be. Finally the woman gave a really touching speech, saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving things up for their husbands and children and giving in to men. All of the men started clapping.

This man says to his friend,” I stopped driving 10 years ago. Now my wife drives and I just sit there and hold the wheel.”