Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

Why isn’t a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

Why shouldn’t you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your money.

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ?

Mum: What crying man ?

William: The one that’s crying, ‘Ice cream! Ice Cream !’