Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new one?

An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well, here’s the elastic band.

Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ?

Because the poor didn’t have any !

Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open?

She’d read there was going to be some change in the weather.

Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?

Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.