What happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was money in the kitty.

What is the quickest way to double your money ?

Fold it in half !

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

When does a female deer need money?

When she doesn’t have a buck.

Where can you always find money?

In the dictionary.

Where do bees keep their money?

In a honey box.

Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snowbanks.

Where do hogs keep their money?

In piggy banks.

Where do trees keep their money?

In branch banks.