Why did the goal post get angry ?

Because the bar was rattled !

Why didn’t the dog want to play football ?

It was a boxer !

Why didn’t the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches?

They prefer cricket matches!

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games ?

So that they can pack the defence !

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

Why is it that birds are quickly sold when they come up on the transfer market?

They tend to go cheep!

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!