Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can’t stand in the sits!

Why are football grounds odd ?

Because you can sit in the stands but can’t stand in the sits !

Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they’re always dribbling!

Why aren’t football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?

He was the skipper !

Why did the chicken get sent off?

For persistent fowl play!

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear ?

Because he liked sole music !

Why did the goal post get angry?

Because the bar was rattled!