Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Webley stadium!

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ?

Webley stadium !

Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?

Paul gas coin!

Which England player keeps up the fuel supply ?

Paul gas coin !

Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!

Which insect didn’t play well in goal ?

The fumble bee !

Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

All of them, a crossbar can’t jump!

Which insect didn’t play well in goal?

The fumble bee!

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we’re tied!