What tea do footballers drink ?
Penaltea !
What tea do footballers drink ?
Penaltea !
What’s tennis players favourite city?
Volley wood!
What’s the chilliest ground in the premiership?
Cold Trafford!
What’s the chilliest ground in the premiership ?
Cold Trafford !
When fish play football, who is the captain?
The team’s kipper!
Where do football directors go when they are fed up ?
The bored room !
Where do footballers dance ?
At a football !
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
The bored room!
Where do footballers dance?
At a football!
Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the gutter!