What lights up a football stadium?

A football match!

What part of a football ground is never the same?

The changing rooms!

What part of a football ground is never the same ?

The changing rooms !

What part of a football pitch smells nicest?

The scenter spot!

What part of a football pitch smells nicest ?

The scenter spot !

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded ?

Bring on their subs !

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

What stories are told by basketball players?

Tall stories!

What stories are told by basketball players ?

Tall stories !

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!