What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas ?

Ince pies !

What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas?

Ince pies!

What is a goal keepers favourite snack ?

Beans on post !

What is a goal keepers favourite snack?

Beans on post!

What is a runner’s favourite subject in school ?

Jog-raphy !

What is a runner’s favourite subject in school?

Jog-raphy!

What is black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill!

What is the bank manager’s favourite type of football?

Fiver side!

What is the bank manager’s favourite type of football ?

Fiver side !

What lights up a football stadium ?

A football match !