Tyson’s psychologist told Mike to take a year off, he obviously misunderstood….good thing he didn’t say two!

What are Brazilian fans called?

Brazil nuts!

What did the bumble bee striker say?

Hive scored!

What did the bumble bee striker say ?

Hive scored !

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry, it was a freak hic!

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

What do you get if you drop a piano on a team’s defence?

A flat back four!

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

What does a footballer and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks!

What does a footballer and a magician have in common ?

Both do hat tricks !